A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she
can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if she
can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon
around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
"Yeah, right," she says.
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A few minutes after going to bed, the
dog begins snoring as usual. The wife
tosses and turns, unable to sleep.
Muttering to herself, she goes to the
closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and
ties it carefully around the dog's
testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops
snoring. The woman is amazed!
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Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out
with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep, and begins
snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on
him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon,
and carefully ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly,
it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.
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The next morning, the husband wakes up hung over. He stumbles
into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances
in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is
very confused,and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees a red
ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks
at the dog and says,"Boy, I don't remember where we were or what
we did, but, it look like we got first and second place."
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