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1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear
is because WE actually change our underwear.
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2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed
women in combat, take a poll to see which of you
successfully aim at the toilet rim.
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3. If we're watching football with you...
it's not bonding...it's their butts.
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4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever
you have to say after the movie.
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5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
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6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
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7. The next time you joke about female drivers, research the
number of accidents caused by rubber-necking mini-skirts.
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8. If you were really looking for an honest answer,
you wouldn't ask in bed.
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9. If only women gossip, how do you and your friends
keep track of "who's easy"?
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10. Stop telling us most male strippers
are gay: we don't care.
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11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
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12. We don't mind if you look in the mirror to check your appearance
...in fact...please do!
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13. When you're out with us, please wear "our" favorite outfit
rather than "yours"...the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt
will last longer that way.
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14. If you must grunt in reply, please develop a system
to indicate a positive vs a negative grunt.
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15. Don't insist that we "get off the stupid phone"
and then not talk to us.
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16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
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17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily "women's work";
besides, most of the "dirt" and clutter is yours anyway.
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18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men,
why is it then you never want to cook?
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19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
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20. Yes, we know you can probably beat us arm wrestling; however,
very few raises or promotions were gained by arm wrestling the boss.
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Give Your All Your Friends This Valuable Advice!
(and make them smile too!)
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