A momma asked her ten-year-old son if
he knew about "The Birds & The Bees"
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"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the mother asked her son what was wrong.
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"Oh Mom," he sobbed, "
at age six I got the...
'there's no Santa' speech."
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At age seven I got the
'there's no Easter Bunny' speech.
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Then at age eight you hit me with the
'there's no Tooth Fairy' speech!
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If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really have sex,
I've got nothing left to live for!!!"
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