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The following is a list of recently discovered new computer viruses:
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The AL GORE virus
(Causes your computer to just keep counting and counting)
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The CLINTON virus
(Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory)
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The BOB DOLE (aka: VIAGRA) virus
(Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy)
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The LEWINSKY virus
(Sucks all the memory out of your computer,
then Emails everyone about what it did)
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The RONALD REAGAN virus
(Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored)
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The MIKE TYSON virus
(Quits after two bytes)
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The JACK KEVORKIAN virus
(Deletes all old files)
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The ELLEN DEGENERES virus
(Disks can no longer be inserted)
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The PROZAC virus
(Totally screws up your RAM,
but your processor doesn't care)
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The JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus
(Only attacks minor files)
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The ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus
(Terminates some files and leaves, but will be back)
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The LORENA BOBBITT virus
(Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy,
then discards it through Windows)
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