A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in
his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the
road. A minute or so after coming to a stop,
a police officer approaches the car.
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The man says, "What's the problem officer?"
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Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in
a 55 mile an hour zone. I'm afraid I'm going
to have to ticket you.
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Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60.
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Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80!
[The man gives wife dirty look.]
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Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for
your broken tail light.
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Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
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Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks!
[The man gives his wife another a dirty look.]
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Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for
not wearing your seat belt.
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Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
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Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!
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The Man turns to his wife and yells,
"For cryin' out loud, can't you just shut up?!"
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The officer turns to the woman and asks,
"Ma'am, Does your husband talk to you
this way all the time?"
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Wife says, "No officer, Only when he's drunk."
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