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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward,
she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know,
he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy
and have the baby there.
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"But how will I let you know
the baby is born?" she asked.
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He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the
back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do,
the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
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Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called
him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange
postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand
what it means."
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The doctor said, "Just wait until I
get home and I will explain it to you."
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Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and
fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to
the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to
comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated
the cardiac arrest.
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So the wife picked up the card and read:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti
...two with sausage and meatballs; two without."
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