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For a couple years I've been blaming it on
lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job,
but now I found out the real reason:
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I'm tired because I'm overworked!
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The population of this country is
237 million.
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104 million
are retired.
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That leaves
133 million
to do the work.
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There are
85 million
in school,
which leaves
48 million
to do the work.
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Of this there are
29 million
employed
by the federal government,
leaving
19 million
to do the work.
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2.8 million
are in the Armed Forces,
which leaves
16.2 million
to do the work.
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Take from the total the
14,800,000
people
who work for State and City Governments
and that leaves
1.4 million
to do the work.
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At any given time there are
188,000
people in hospitals,
leaving
1,212,000
to do the work.
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Now, there are
1,211,998
people in prisons.
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That leaves just
2
people to do the work.
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You
and
Me.
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And you are sitting at your computer reading jokes...
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No Wonder Why...
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